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We are a little behind in posting but I thought I would post the most amusing ad I have seen yet. I recently subscribed to enjoymeitian.com which sends out daily deals at a reduced price for 24hours. I ordered another enjoy shanghai coupon book for the bargain price of $13 USD (normally $40). While the book is still MIA because my chinese is not good enough to understand the delivery men, I still check out the daily deals. This one is a winner.

The Deal
It is possible to relieve stress by popping handfuls of Tic Tacs, or purchasing a small animal to squeeze intermittently, but the most effective way to release tension is to beat the poo out of inanimate objects. Taekwondo is one of the world’s most popular martial arts because it allows much kicking, punching and doing of the splits. Improve your ability to break bricks using your hands with four classes at XuLin Taekwondo Club worth RMB200 but only costing RMB100 with today’s reduced price. Of course, it isn’t advisable for beginners to start off their martial arts career hitting bricks – unless they wish to find themselves stuck in hospital being fed by a stentorian nurse with hips that could straddle the Yangtze. At XuLin, safety is of the highest importance, which is why everyone learns the basics of safe practice before going all “Jackie Chan” on hostile park benches. Sample the delights of increased strength and flexibility over four classes to decide whether Taekwondo is the right kick-arse technique for you. A Korean martial art, Taekwondo translates (very loosely) as a method for breaking people or things using a flurry of fists and feet. Balance and agility are key aspects of perfecting this style of fighting, providing a rounded sporting activity to develop a variety of core fitness areas.

The Venue
Xulin Taekwondo Club is an independently run facility belonging to LanXiang Art Institute. Advanced equipment is matched by a team of outstanding coaches, who put safety and satisfaction as a priority. The HuangXing Road venue covers an area of 140 square meters, while the larger FengCheng Road venue covers 400 square meters.

Xulin Tae Kwon Do club

Address: 3/F, 2057 HuangXing Rd
Telephone: 8181-0275

Address: 101, FengCheng Rd
Telephone: 8181-0275

www.xulin-tkd.com

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Others are saying:

Taekwondo takes a lot of energy and is a very cool way to exercise the muscles. I started with basic training and the coach is very good and teaches the actions very professionally.
脑浆 - dianping

Enjoy Says

Once you have achieved a black belt in Taekwondo, you must face the difficult task of choosing between good and evil.

Good: Use it only as a way to bring light into the lives of others, rescuing cats from trees with new-found agility and restarting the hearts of elderly pensioners with your bare hands. Occasionally, you beat someone up just to see the smile on a child's face.

Evil: Wield it as a weapon of terror, stealing babies' lollipops and laughing manically while sucking on the sweet stolen treasure. Sometimes, you may even have to use it to break down concrete walls, helping a crazed evil genius to redecorate his newly bought mansion in Bel Air.